Excuse me sir..........

This is a rant to the nice young man that chose to ride his bicycle on the road in front of me all the way through five points while going at a nice steady speed of fifteen mph. FUCK YOU! you granola loving elmo looking piece of shit. Next time it's literally your ass.

Send us back to hell!

This is a rave about the video game Dante's Inferno. I have read the divine comedy and though the story of Dante was entirely altered, It was done very well. If your a button mashing gamer that gets a kick out of rip em' up slasher games, you are going to bust a nut when you play this. The game walks you through the 9 layers of hell in very graphic detail. If you are a fan of God Of War which is also an outstanding game, you will be a fan of this one. If you need your american fix of gruesome violence and non-stop bloodshed this game is for you. The puzzles in this game are slightly challenging but finding relics or new magic is the difficult part. The game has a very wide map and lets you go places you didn't think you could. Atticus rates this game 4 1/2 stars. Lastly, every girl in this game is nude. Enjoy hell.

Blue Laws....Burn in Hell

Blue laws in South Carolina were first enacted in colonial times, with Sunday being the prescribed day for Christians and Saturday the prescribed day for Jews. While blue laws are still in place throughout the state, counties and cities have the option of repealing most of them. Now, if these laws are not forced religion I don't know what is. I never really had a problem with blue laws until last Sunday. I realized that I was out of dog food. I hopped in my car and drove to wal-mart only to find out that I wasn't ALLOWED to buy dog FOOD because it was Sunday. I am neither a christian nor a jew. So why the hell am I subject to these laws. Personally I believe religion equals uneducated but that is another topic. So now I am pissed and my dogs are hungry, so I just wanted to say thank you, you conservative backward religious forcing piece of shit. Fuck you, and my dogs hate you!

Don't be a dick!

This is a rant to the guy/girl that decides to come into the restaurant that you work at while you're on a 30 minute wait and running your ass off. He/she decides to sit in your section (completely ignoring the host/hostess, like the "please wait to be seated" sign is a joke) and pull out a book. then this S.O.B. completely ignores you when you go up to greet the table like you're bothering him/her. You finally get his/her order and your a little peeved but you brush it off. Then the person decides to order a drink that you and the bartender of 10 years has never heard of.SUPER! You finally make this person experience perfect and you go on to serve other tables. 2 hours later the wait is over and the restaurant has slowed down and you look at the booth (the seat everyone wants) and that dumb donut is still reading. You approach the this person and drop off the check and tell him/her that there is no rush, when in the back of your mind you want to break that glass this person is slurping out of and stab it into their face. By the way if you, (the person reading this), is one of those special people that have a full drink, yet you still ask for a refill. F**K YOU. Anyway, you pick up the check from this person and look at his/her credit card and it has a picture of them on the front, neat. Then you turn the card around to swipe it and see the all too familiar "SEE I.D." like the picture is a lie. Now you want to punch them in the face, I don't know why, that's just how you feel, but you don't. You finally get that piece of trash out of the restaurant and you check the tip and see 3 dollars. At this point you are having homicidal thoughts,like I have his/her name I think I might burn this persons house down tonight. But you don't and you bury it deep down for future alcohol abuse and anger issues. My point is this. If you sit in a booth when it is busy, have a great time absolutely, but either get out so a decent human being can sit their and tip like you're supposed to, or leave a bigger tip for the time you have taken up. If you read this and you're like hey that sounds like me. You should strongly consider suicide. Thank you.