Don't be a dick!

This is a rant to the guy/girl that decides to come into the restaurant that you work at while you're on a 30 minute wait and running your ass off. He/she decides to sit in your section (completely ignoring the host/hostess, like the "please wait to be seated" sign is a joke) and pull out a book. then this S.O.B. completely ignores you when you go up to greet the table like you're bothering him/her. You finally get his/her order and your a little peeved but you brush it off. Then the person decides to order a drink that you and the bartender of 10 years has never heard of.SUPER! You finally make this person experience perfect and you go on to serve other tables. 2 hours later the wait is over and the restaurant has slowed down and you look at the booth (the seat everyone wants) and that dumb donut is still reading. You approach the this person and drop off the check and tell him/her that there is no rush, when in the back of your mind you want to break that glass this person is slurping out of and stab it into their face. By the way if you, (the person reading this), is one of those special people that have a full drink, yet you still ask for a refill. F**K YOU. Anyway, you pick up the check from this person and look at his/her credit card and it has a picture of them on the front, neat. Then you turn the card around to swipe it and see the all too familiar "SEE I.D." like the picture is a lie. Now you want to punch them in the face, I don't know why, that's just how you feel, but you don't. You finally get that piece of trash out of the restaurant and you check the tip and see 3 dollars. At this point you are having homicidal thoughts,like I have his/her name I think I might burn this persons house down tonight. But you don't and you bury it deep down for future alcohol abuse and anger issues. My point is this. If you sit in a booth when it is busy, have a great time absolutely, but either get out so a decent human being can sit their and tip like you're supposed to, or leave a bigger tip for the time you have taken up. If you read this and you're like hey that sounds like me. You should strongly consider suicide. Thank you.